A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Soon she told him she was
pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money
and asked her to go to Italy and
have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.
I'll take care of the expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the
office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail
today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I'll explain it to you."
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, then fell to
the floor with a heart attack. The medic asked what had triggered the
cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, and two
without."
