Author Topic: Raider179's last raid. (Read 593 times)

lazs2 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 15, 2005, 08:18:21 AM »

If you don't put the safety on then you don't need to take it off.

lazs

beet1e · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2005, 04:34:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
I store my urine samples in a pitcher in the fridge marked 'lemonade'.

I thought Americans stored their urine samples in 12oz cans marked "Budweiser".

Chairboy · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2005, 05:07:28 PM »

Point: Beet1e.

Hangtime · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2005, 06:53:01 PM »

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Originally posted by beet1e
I thought Americans stored their urine samples in 12oz cans marked "Budweiser".

Nope. We actually have real cold beer in cans in our refridgerators... unlike your side of the pond, where it's usually marked 'old engine oil' and kept in a bottle in the basement on a back shelf.

Any 'guest' of mine that helps himself to a glass of 'lemonade' deserves what he gets. On the other hand, you wierd ducks over there need to hide the good stuff...

lazs2 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 16, 2005, 10:16:15 AM »

brits only drink warm beer because they have lucas refrigerators.

lazs

Chairboy · « **Reply #20 on:** September 16, 2005, 10:38:27 AM »

I think Lazs2 gets the next point, nice use of Lucas electronics reference.

beet1e · « **Reply #21 on:** September 16, 2005, 11:36:45 AM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
Nope. We actually have real cold beer in cans in our refridgerators... unlike your side of the pond, where it's usually marked 'old engine oil' and kept in a bottle in the basement on a back shelf.

If ordering off a shelf, you can order something off the bottom shelf. Folks claim that the beers are cooler from that, being the "cold" shelf. The real reason is so that they can look up the barmaid's skirt as she turns and bends down to get it.

Engine oil? Nah. I'll take a pint of Dog's Bollocks. I've actually tried this beer - it was rather good!

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 16, 2005, 11:56:27 AM »

"Big, Round & Fruity."

GreenCloud · « **Reply #23 on:** September 16, 2005, 01:44:44 PM »

excellent Hang..glad everything is workn fine...dam fine lookn rifle...

would of liked to seen some pics

Simaril · « **Reply #24 on:** September 16, 2005, 02:35:54 PM »

Great story -- one of the few BBS tales that my wife laughed at as much as I did.

PS. Do you go on the road for mole service calls?