Author Topic: The Planters peanut guy scares me...  (Read 544 times)

TheWobble

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The Planters peanut guy scares me...
« on: December 21, 2000, 08:37:00 AM »
Ever since I was about 5 years old I have felt great intimidation from the Planters Peanut mascott.  I think I know why now that I look back at the charactor himself.

1: You never see him in any kind of size context, so i assume he is about 7ft tall.
2:He has that cain and monicle and there is just something intimidating about a monicle.
3: He doesent talk! silence is very intimidating.
4:When he goes to the bathroom are there little people pieces in has crap?, if so thats pretty horrifying.
5: If it were a thunderstorm and you glanced out your bedroom window and when the lightning flashed you breafly see him out on the lawn just stairing at you.  That would scare the crap out of me.
6: he is practically naked!, what could be more scary than a 7ft tall silent naked peanut man with a monicle and cane?

I dont really know why I typed this I was just bored i guess oh well  

Offline devildawg

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The Planters peanut guy scares me...
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2000, 11:32:00 AM »
Man, he doesnt have a thing on the Kool-Aid Man! Busting through your wall 3am in the morning! OOOOOOOOH YEAH!

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TheWobble

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The Planters peanut guy scares me...
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2000, 01:30:00 PM »
LOL, a new nightmare is born!

loser111

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The Planters peanut guy scares me...
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2000, 02:23:00 PM »
and the pilsbury dough boy
he is a total freak.  What kinda of person( or thing) is the spokesman for cannibalism.  I mean we're led to believe he is made out of an especially jolly form of dough.  And he stands by and giggles after watching things made out of the very same material as he is be baked and then consumed.  Freak!

As for the planters peanut (does he have a name?) yes he is a morbid f*ck.  I think it is also important to note that planter's is a very old company and so is the mascot "mr planters."  As we all know how many calories and cholestorol is contained in most nuts (especially peanuts.) Therefore we can only assume that he is some undead creature that long ago passed on from circulatory disease.  Making him all the more scarier, especially when he is on your front lawn  

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Offline Tac

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The Planters peanut guy scares me...
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2000, 07:18:00 AM »
Hey at least you dont get followed around by a spanish-speaking Chihuahua bidding you to eat "Instant Diahhrrea" food.

He was even in a communist looking ad... brrrr!!!!

"yu guant frrrieezzz wid datt?"

aaaaaugh!