Author Topic: Center for Disease control issues warning (Read 403 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** September 27, 2005, 09:56:15 AM »

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This virus is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome retro virus.

Symptoms of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to: anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced
xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The infection is sweeping Washington, trailer parks, and the red states. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from a strange bush only found deep in the heart of Texas.

At this point only a few regimens control its spread: information and education, an open mind, altruism, empathy, and irony...

Sandman · « **Reply #1 on:** September 27, 2005, 10:54:55 AM »

This isn't a new disease... it's over two years old, at the very least.

Hawklore · « **Reply #2 on:** September 27, 2005, 11:48:01 AM »

AWMac · « **Reply #3 on:** September 27, 2005, 12:41:32 PM »

Yeah wasn't this Kerry'd over from Nam where there was alotta Gore?

ALF · « **Reply #4 on:** September 27, 2005, 05:02:35 PM »

This is exactly why you need to stay as far awat from CLInTon as you can. Seem Bill though it was prudent to follow that advice. You just never know whos going to screw you next....just dont take pictures of the actual screwing....the FBI will take you down now that we have a War On Boobies and various other good stuff.

Im really affraid to drive my 1978 Oldmobile now....I hear the FBI has very little tollerance for Bondoage

Curval · « **Reply #5 on:** September 27, 2005, 05:07:03 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Yeah wasn't this Kerry'd over from Nam where there was alotta Gore?

lol...clever.

Hawklore · « **Reply #6 on:** September 27, 2005, 06:35:54 PM »

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Originally posted by Curval
lol...clever.

They said there was alot of bush to of been gotten in Vietnam, yet theres no trace of it now.....

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #7 on:** September 28, 2005, 02:02:26 AM »

Yanno this sort of stuff is getting real old and real stupid.

If the democrates but but a fraction of the energy into comming up with and putting forth an actual honest to goodness plan to the american public they might have won the last two elections.

Instead they came out looking like name calling crybabies stomping and hollering how "Stupid" Bush is and how much of an idiot Bush is and as an end result they got beat.

Well ok Bush is an idiot. Congradulations,You got beat not once..but twice by an idiot. So how bright does that make the democratic party if they can be beaten by an idiot..twice.

Im no huge fan of Bush. bu the democratic party and their supporters look more pathetic by the day.
Bush has been in office what,5 years now and still the best you can do is come out and bash him?

And what has it accomplished? Lost the presidency twice and both houses.

Dont look now but I dont think that the "plan" is working.

Instead try comming up and actually putting forth to the american public and actual plan instead of just finding someone who says he has one.
Isnt that what we heard the last election. "I have a plan. I have a plan"
for the life of me for as much as he claimed to have a "plan" I still havent figured out what it was other then to just come out and complain and say in hindsight what he would have done.
Well in hindsight anyone can say alot of things

Come up a real leader with real vision and a real plan.
It doesnt even have to be a GREAT plan. Just come up with a good plan that makes sence and are willing to tell the public exatly what it is and I'll support and vote for him.

Thats the reason you lost and keep loosing to idiots. Zero quality leadership, Zero Vision and zero plan.
Untill you actually have that. You will keep loosing to idiots.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #8 on:** September 28, 2005, 07:27:18 AM »

Mods orSkuzzy,Please replace the above pos with the the typo corrected version below.

Or better yet. Reset the editing limit to 24 hours from the 120 minutes.
Thank you.

Yanno this sort of stuff is getting real old and real stupid.

If the democrats but a fraction of the energy into coming up with and putting forth an actual honest to goodness plan to the American public they might have won the last two elections.

Instead they came out looking like name calling crybabies stomping and hollering how "Stupid" Bush is and how much of an idiot Bush is and as an end result they got beat.

Well, ok Bush is an idiot. Congradulations,You got beat not once..but twice by an idiot. So how bright does that make the democratic party if they can be beaten by an idiot..twice.

Im no huge fan of Bush. But the democratic party and their supporters look more pathetic by the day.
Bush has been in office what,5 years now and still the best you can do is come out and bash him?

And what has it accomplished? Lost the presidency twice and both houses.

Dont look now. But I dont think that the "plan" is working.

Instead try coming up and actually putting forth to the American public and actual plan instead of just finding someone who says he has one.
Isnt that what we heard the last election. "I have a plan. I have a plan"
for the life of me for as much as he claimed to have a "plan" I still havent figured out what it was other then to just come out and complain and say in hindsight what he would have done.
Well in hindsight anyone can say alot of things

Come up a real leader with real vision and a real plan.
It doesnt even have to be a GREAT plan. Just come up with a good plan that makes sense and are willing to tell the public exactly what it is and I'll support and vote for him.

Thats the reason you lost and keep loosing to idiots. Zero quality leadership, Zero Vision and zero plan.
Until you actually have that. You will keep loosing to idiots

Ripsnort · « **Reply #9 on:** September 28, 2005, 08:07:09 AM »

Dred, you have to have an appreciation for the sense of humor in this. And besides, it demonstrates how angry the left is that they have Bush for another 4 years (well, 3 now..)