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Offline crowMAW

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« on: September 17, 2005, 10:58:58 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/venezuela

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Chavez, interviewed on ABC's "Nightline," said the plan to invade Venezuela is called "Balboa" and involves aircraft carriers and planes.

He knows so much!  How did he figure out we weren't using camels and an elephant for the attack?!  Mind boggling.

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He added: "We are coming up with the counter-Balboa plan. That is to say if the government of the United States attempts to commit the foolhardy enterprise of attacking us, it would be embarked on a 100-year war. We are prepared."

LOL...Bob...is that you, Bob?  Did you change your name?  

Balboa Bob!
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2005, 11:12:31 AM »
I wonder if he knows that Operation Balboa is a front and the real invasion plan is Operation Rocky. Don`t tell him, OK? :)
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Offline DJ111

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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2005, 11:27:30 AM »
Operation Adriiiiiaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2005, 11:44:10 AM »
WTF have they got that is worth invading for?

oh yeah! hot women!

bring on Balboa!
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Offline MrCoffee

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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2005, 01:48:53 PM »
how much does Venezuela affect oil prices? Im just curious.
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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2005, 02:13:28 PM »
From DOE Petroleum Imports as of 7/5/5

Total Imports of Petroleum (Top 15 Countries)
(Thousand Barrels per Day)
Country Jul-05
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CANADA             2,055
SAUDI ARABIA   1,689
VENEZUELA      1,623
MEXICO            1,593
NIGERIA           1,156
IRAQ                   615
RUSSIA               578
ALGERIA             535
UNITED KINGDOM 404
VIRGIN ISLANDS   319
KUWAIT                278
ECUADOR             226
ANGOLA               219
NORWAY              206
COLOMBIA           205
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Offline MrCoffee

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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2005, 02:17:12 PM »
good info jcl, learn sumthing new everyday.
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Offline ASTAC

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2005, 02:36:09 PM »
How did someone so mentally unstable get power? Didn't anyone learn anything from Hitler..Hmm..maybe Pat Robertson was onto something?
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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2005, 02:45:11 PM »
We'll just have to get our buddies in colombia to take care of the situation. A few bribes, a coupla container loads of coke and ammo change hands..

wallah.

regime change in venezuela.

piece of cake.

american foregin policy in action.
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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2005, 02:47:24 PM »
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how much does Venezuela affect oil prices? Im just curious.


IIRC, something like 13% of the oil used in the US comes from Venezuela.
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Offline soda72

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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2005, 03:14:44 PM »
What are these guys going to do once the oil is all gone?
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2005, 03:28:37 PM »
llama skin rugs.
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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2005, 07:04:20 PM »
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What are these guys going to do once the oil is all gone?
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2005, 07:39:05 PM »
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What are these guys going to do once the oil is all gone?


Eat pants
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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2005, 10:18:55 PM »
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What are these guys going to do once the oil is all gone?


Same thing a musician does after all their platinum albums sell out: unless they've been stupid, the checks will still clear the bank for a long, long time.
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