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Offline FireDrgn

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Re: stupidest thing ever!
« Reply #60 on: April 01, 2011, 11:20:18 PM »
tell my wife a 262 cost perks. and if one crashes you lose your perks. :cry :cry
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Re: stupidest thing ever!
« Reply #61 on: April 01, 2011, 11:29:33 PM »
This is how I met my squad!

I was looking for a base to up from, and I saw a lot of action around a carrier.  Someone was typing out on Text "TURN C28 TURN C28 BOMBERS OVERHEAD!!!"  So I took control of the carrier and turned it!

It just so happened that an entire squad was sitting on the carrier to take off together and had just started to roll when I turned it!  They all fell off the side and went for a swim in the drink!  They were yelling and throwing a fit!  All I could do was apologize, as I was just turning the carrier like someone wanted me to.

They straightened it out and all formed up on the carrier again.  About 20 planes or so sitting there on the deck waiting to take off.  Right then the bombs hit, killing EVERY ONE of them!  It was FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!  :lol :lol :lol

I don't know who was more stupid.. them or me, but I still fly with them today!

Massive cartoon death is always funny :rofl

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Re: stupidest thing ever!
« Reply #62 on: April 06, 2011, 07:19:23 AM »
This one time, at band camp......
"Such is the nature of war.  By protecting others, you save yourself."

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Offline canacka

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Re: stupidest thing ever!
« Reply #63 on: April 06, 2011, 07:27:12 AM »
This is how I met my squad!

I was looking for a base to up from, and I saw a lot of action around a carrier.  Someone was typing out on Text "TURN C28 TURN C28 BOMBERS OVERHEAD!!!"  So I took control of the carrier and turned it!

It just so happened that an entire squad was sitting on the carrier to take off together and had just started to roll when I turned it!  They all fell off the side and went for a swim in the drink!  They were yelling and throwing a fit!  All I could do was apologize, as I was just turning the carrier like someone wanted me to.

They straightened it out and all formed up on the carrier again.  About 20 planes or so sitting there on the deck waiting to take off.  Right then the bombs hit, killing EVERY ONE of them!  It was FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!  :lol :lol :lol

I don't know who was more stupid.. them or me, but I still fly with them today!

Did it look something like this?  :rofl :rofl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fly972Mc1T0
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Offline TEXICAN

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Re: stupidest thing ever!
« Reply #64 on: April 06, 2011, 10:47:46 AM »
Hitting the enter key multiple times to send message and ejecting myself from a perfectly good plane.
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Re: stupidest thing ever!
« Reply #65 on: April 06, 2011, 10:53:25 AM »
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Offline Tigger29

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Re: stupidest thing ever!
« Reply #66 on: April 06, 2011, 12:53:16 PM »
Did it look something like this?  :rofl :rofl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fly972Mc1T0

HAHA no it was worse because they were going off of the SIDES!  A bunch of my squad was there in that film though.. maybe even me!  That's just too funny... 

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Re: stupidest thing ever!
« Reply #67 on: April 06, 2011, 12:59:33 PM »
I saw a base flashing and no radar cons so I figured it was GV's, Naturally I upped an A20 and half way down the runway a T34 comes flying across my screen, naturally I ram into it and explode.

Also took off from a 262 few days ago when it was only 126 perks, I chose the wrong runway because there was a decent size hill on the end of it, I figured I could get enough speed to get over it - which is true I did - however I had my "ground graphics" set for 0.5 miles and failed to see the tree's.

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