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Offline Hawklore

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« on: September 25, 2005, 12:14:24 AM »
Well, I was casually surfing the web, dishwasher was running, cats running around as usall, kinda heard more water from the dishwasher then normal, one of the kittens went running into the kitchen and I hear, spllleeersh... as the kitten slides along a puddle, and takes the turn around the island.

The dishwasherhas finally eroded the metal of our old garbage disposal in the sink so the rubber gaskets no longer want to grab it or hold onto it anymore..

Piss yellow water covers the floor, stinks like, hmmm, what did we have tonight, ahh yes, chicken/creamcorn/greenbeans/icecream/sour milk...

So, I go into my mom tell her that the kitchen floor is coverd in water..

Her response, Mhmmph, grab a towel or two...

:huh

A towel or two? I ended up trying to use a mop, no avail, took four of our worse towels, all the bad towels we have, to mop up 3/4 of the water, had I had more towels, I probally would of used 8, now I have two fans running, to ensure that the water is no longer a skating rink for the eventful midnight snack, of course that time is long gone now, and it would be a mid-morning grab.

So now back to my surfing and dillusional state of power over the internet, and the enraged frustration of R:TW taking 5-10mins to load every map/battle sequence...

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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2005, 01:06:43 AM »
Jacksonville?

You posted at 10:14 pm, PST my time?


Moms asleep, dishwasher running, you surfing the web?

Oh my, there are so many things wrong with this :)


1) Go to Bed, turn off the pron.

2) You woke her up so she could tell you to get a towl?  Dude, Get A Towel, Clean the Mess, tell her in the Morning you had a clue and an ounce of initiative.  Let the woman sleep, my Gawd man, she is aging, raised a son and is TIRED!

3) Go to Bed, turn off the pron!

4) Fans Running?  Wring out the towels and KEEP WIPING

5) Turn OFF The Friggin Pron!!!

6) "enraged frustration of R:TW taking 5-10mins to load every map/battle sequence"??? Dude, That's cause the bandwidth is sucked up...why???   1-3 and Friggin 5!!!!!

7) Really nothing to add here, other than, no one else bothered to post and I really felt bad that no one replied here.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: The Joys of Staying Up Late
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2005, 01:16:51 AM »
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Originally posted by Hawklore
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Piss yellow water covers the floor, stinks like, hmmm, what did we have tonight, ahh yes, chicken/creamcorn/greenbeans/icecream/sour milk...

 


What kinda culture you from you have "sour milk" for dinner?
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2005, 04:37:29 AM »
I believe it is fashionable to drink "buttermilk" Drediock.....

I'm not expert on fashion though.
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2005, 06:59:09 AM »
is it life threatening?
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2005, 08:57:12 AM »
Anyone have the hot line number for CPS?
This child is clearly being abused by being asked to clean up a mess in the house he resides in.
Mom must be a real tyrant.
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2005, 11:35:06 AM »
Rocrats,


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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2005, 02:31:15 PM »
Get rid of the foul thing. Having a pig in your sink is almost as nasty as having a urinal in your kitchen. Most people pack em full of meat and dont use enough hot water to chase it down with. The old meat and veggies sit in the thing rotting.

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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2005, 02:37:39 PM »
Thats what you get for pushing kittens into the garbage disposal.
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2005, 03:48:53 PM »
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