Author Topic: Big White Lie (Read 437 times)

Ack-Ack · « **on:** September 25, 2005, 05:08:59 PM »

Wasn't this a David Chappelle skit?

Big White Lie

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Sandman · « **Reply #1 on:** September 25, 2005, 05:35:14 PM »

"When a young Dave Myers asked his mother why police in Alabama were spraying black civil-rights protesters with fire hoses, she told him it was because they were hot."

megadud · « **Reply #2 on:** September 25, 2005, 05:36:23 PM »

that's mean and funny.

Pooh21 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 25, 2005, 05:50:03 PM »

Dave Myers offered this in his defense in a statement read by his lawyer. Mr Myers is in custody after turning a firehose on his date and demolishing an Olive Garden restaurant. "She said she was feeling kinda hot, so I helped cool her down like my momma told me how!" The womans response was "that crazy sob was about to score"

nirvana · « **Reply #4 on:** September 25, 2005, 06:05:57 PM »

Not sure if it was a Chappelle skit but there was something like that for a video game.

RightF00T · « **Reply #5 on:** September 25, 2005, 06:27:29 PM »

crowMAW · « **Reply #6 on:** September 25, 2005, 10:19:53 PM »

Certainly the opposite has been done in a skit.

I was born a poor black child.

FiLtH · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2005, 10:33:27 PM »

"I was much happier. I had a load off my back," Judy says.

Sounds like thats where it should have gone.

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #8 on:** September 25, 2005, 11:44:42 PM »

This is the line that made me laugh the most. It's from the husband.

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"I was not angry," Bill says. "I was glad that this load was released from her, and it answered a number of questions at the back of your mind that never seemed to be fully resolved."

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Xargos · « **Reply #9 on:** September 26, 2005, 10:13:46 AM »

Makes me wonder how many other lies she told him...lol

Mighty1 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 26, 2005, 10:36:44 AM »

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In finding himself, Dave Myers fantasizes that some day he will find himself on Oprah.

Let's not set our goals to high!

Maybe start off on PBS and with luck work his way up to Geraldo.