Nice garage Rip.
Got a proposition for ya.
Adopt me.
I got a lot to offer in return. As your adopted son and personal valet/butler, I will...
Wash, wax, and service your cars on a weekly basis...clean and oil your guns, including the bores, and test-fire the rifles periodically to make certain the scopes are sighted to point of aim at 200 yards...carry out routine maintenance on your boats, home and/or outbuildings, including any vacation home you may have...be responsible for performing guard duty of wife and children in the even that you have to be away on business for an extended period...accompany you on your fall forays into the wilds to help you skin, cape, and butcher your trophies, and prepare your meals at the end of the day.
As you can see, I have a lot to offer.
However, I don't wash underwear.