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Offline Xargos

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« on: October 01, 2005, 06:36:15 PM »
South Carolina law states that you are obliged to carry your gun to church.

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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2005, 06:42:01 PM »
IL-In Gurnee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
:rofl :rofl :aok
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2005, 09:28:42 PM »
Stafford County Virginia

It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2005, 05:09:52 AM »
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

# In Pasadena, it is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.  (WTF?)

It's illegal to tease skunks. (Minn)
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Offline Leslie

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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2005, 05:22:01 AM »
That's because them living in Fairbanks want it all to themselves.

Second law is common sense.

Don't even wanna think about that last example, though it's probably just as valid a law  today as it was back then.


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Offline StarOfAfrica2

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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2005, 05:31:06 AM »
Kentucky

"State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground". "


YEAH!!  Now THATS a sobriety test!!  :)
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Offline Clifra Jones

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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2005, 01:20:45 PM »
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Originally posted by Pooh21
IL-In Gurnee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
:rofl :rofl :aok


It should be illegal for women that size to even wear shorts! (And numerous other apperal that should not be made for women that size)
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Offline Swoop

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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2005, 06:39:05 PM »
In.......oh about 500 British towns it's apparently legal to shoot a welshman with a longbow if he's in sight of the local church.

Oh course.....finding a welshman with a longbow is the hard part.

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Re: Must carry gun to church
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2005, 07:31:42 PM »
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Originally posted by Xargos
South Carolina law states that you are obliged to carry your gun to church.
What would Jesus shoot?
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2005, 07:34:44 PM »
da devil.
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