An elderly French man was walking down the countryside, admiring the
beautiful spring day when, over a hedgerow, he spotted a young
couple,
naked, making love in a field.
Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, "Ah, ze young love
... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers. C'est magnifique !!", and
continued to watch, remembering good times.
Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said, "Mais ... Sacre bleu! Ze woman -
she is dead!!", and he hurried along as fast as he could to the town
to
tell Albert, the police chief.
He came, out of breath, to the police station and shouted, "Albert,
Albert, zere is zis man, zis woman, naked in farmer Gaston's field
making love."
The police chief smiled and said; "Come, come, Henri, you are not so
old. Remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers. Ah,
L'amour! Zis is okay."
"Mais non! You do not understand ze woman she is dead!!"
Hearing this, Albert leapt out from his seat and rushed out of the
station and ran down to the field. There, he confirmed Henri's story
and
ran all the way back non-stop to call the doctor.
"Pierre, Pierre, this is Albert. I was in Gaston's field. Zere is a
young couple naked 'aving sex."
To which Pierre replied, "Albert, I am a man of science. You must
remember, it is spring, ze air, ze flowers. Ah, L'amour! Zis is very
natural."
Albert, still out of breath, gasped in reply, "NON, you do not
understand ze woman, she is dead!"
Hearing this Pierre shouted, "Mon dieu!", grabbed is black medicine
bag,
stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools and jumped
in
the car and drove like a madman down to Gaston's field.
Upon getting there he gave the couple a full medical exam and drove
back
to Henri and Albert, who were waiting at the station. He got there,
went
inside, and smiled patiently at the two Frenchmen and said, "Ah, mes
amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead...she is English!"
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Saw
[MASS] 
"I am distracted when I talk to my privates".
Wobble
[This message has been edited by Saintaw (edited 04-04-2001).]
