Hi John,
I am sure Morpheus was supporting you and there has been a misunderstanding of his intent.
FWIW I have met up with JJ on one his round the world tours and I can assure you he is a most intelligent and affable person. He speaks English natively and well. Yes he does have a slight spelling/typing problem.
As for his age, well I won't give it away but he is perhaps, one of, if not the elder statesman of AH. He has matured well, is spritely and hardened, but could easily be your great grand pappy. Tough enough to learn to type in foolishness of youth.