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Offline Yeager

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« on: October 14, 2005, 01:57:07 PM »
CRIKEY!!!

GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Seriously, what will you do if you find out your city, town, neighborhood....even a friend or family member has come down with a case of the super Flu bug?

and remember:


DONT PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Russian

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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2005, 04:04:42 PM »
MOPP4 for everyone? :rolleyes:

Offline Toad

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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2005, 10:39:33 PM »
My personal plan is to blame the government.
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2005, 05:19:03 AM »
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My personal plan is to blame the government.


The evil one was working on the bird flu in the same lab as the hurricane projects. :)
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Offline megadud

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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2005, 07:13:02 AM »
i will blame canada or france :mad:

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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2005, 09:10:28 AM »
Im going to invest in Plastic Wrap and Duct Tape Stock.
There must also be a flyable computer available for Nefarious to do FSO. So he doesn't keep talking about it for eight and a half hours on Friday night!

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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2005, 11:45:31 AM »
I'm going to panick and run amuk!!!
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2005, 11:53:35 AM »
Buy lotsa Nyquil.

Chicken soup won't be very popular.
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Offline Fishu

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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2005, 11:57:21 AM »
It's a secret plot to get rid of over population, especially in the third world countries.

Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2005, 12:02:25 PM »
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It's a secret plot to get rid of over population, especially in the third world countries.



this rock is overcrowded enough as it is could do with some trimming of the flotsam and jetsam.
Bis endlich der Fiend am Boden liegt.
Bis Bishland bis Bishland bis Bishland wird besiegt!

Offline Gh0stFT

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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2005, 02:01:05 PM »
1918-1919 aprox 50. Million People around the globe died the Spanish flu.
Today we know that virus from 1918 was a kind of Bird Flu!
AIDS killed 25 million in its first 25 years, but the Spanish flu may have killed as many in only 25 weeks beginning in September 1918.

Folks, i tell you this can get really dirty if the H5N1 virus pass easily from human to human. Then good night.

The Spanish flu
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Offline ~Caligula~

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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2005, 02:14:59 PM »
All the flu viruses seem to originate from china....what do they need nukes for?

Offline WilldCrd

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« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2005, 12:40:25 AM »
It would have to go thru about 5 mutations before it can be passed from human to human. We are, so far protected by a species barrier. I wouldnt start buying up the lvl 3 biohaz suites just yet
Crap now I gotta redo my cool sig.....crap!!! I cant remeber how to do it all !!!!!

Offline sgtdeaux

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« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2005, 12:42:56 AM »
Blah... relax cattle.
unless your 70, a COPDer or too stupid to realize when your sick its probably not going to be an issue.
I love watching the news media stampeede the sheep.