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Offline oboe

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Went to the doctor the other day
« on: October 15, 2005, 08:28:36 PM »
And he told me he thought I was crazy.

I told him I wanted a second opinion.

He said, "OK, I think you're ugly, too."
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2005, 09:08:10 PM »
"damnit Jim, Im a doctor, not a magician!"
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Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2005, 09:09:08 PM »
see rule #7
« Last Edit: October 16, 2005, 11:54:45 AM by Skuzzy »
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2005, 09:30:45 PM »
"Hookers ar more important than doctors... I'd never climb three flights of stairs to see a doctor."
- Rodney
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2005, 10:29:31 PM »
I'm not a doctor but Im running out of patience......
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Offline Boroda

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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2005, 11:51:05 AM »
A test from a magazine:

1) Are you beautiful? (Yes/No)
2) Are you clever? (Yes/No)
3) Are you kind? (Yes/No)

If you answered "No" to all three questions - then you are a mean stupid freak.
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Offline megadud

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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2005, 11:55:49 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
"Hookers ar more important than doctors... I'd never climb three flights of stairs to see a doctor."


:rofl :rofl :aok
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Offline Blooz

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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2005, 12:30:11 PM »
" My doctor...I got the only doctor that when you drop your pants he says ahhh"

"I went to the dentist and told him my teeth were all turning yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie"

"I know my wife cheats on me. Everytime I come home the parrot says 'Quick! Out the window'"

"My wife's so ugly that when I took her to the top of the Empire State Building airplanes started to attack her."

"My son wanted a BB gun for Christmas and I got him a BB gun. He got me a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back."




No respect at all!
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Offline oboe

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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2005, 01:14:25 PM »
"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother."

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and
look in the mirror ... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"

He said "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
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