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Offline wrag

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« on: October 16, 2005, 04:09:51 PM »
Could be rather starteling in certain situations me thinks..........

I mean if they just suddnely started playing muzak????

New type of implants for the female ..............


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html
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Offline Suave

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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2005, 04:11:29 PM »
New addition to what ?

I'm not clicking on that hyperlink untill you tell us what it is. After all that's the Oclub rule now.

Offline moot

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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2005, 04:39:02 PM »
It's a pretty short article:

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Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

..my italics.. I guess the guy never found use for tits before?
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Offline parker00

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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2005, 04:40:30 PM »
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New addition to what ?

I'm not clicking on that hyperlink untill you tell us what it is. After all that's the Oclub rule now.



To breast implants, don't worry just a story no pictures.

Offline Suave

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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2005, 04:45:49 PM »
That is such a weird invention that I can't believe it's not a japanese one.

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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2005, 04:46:45 PM »
"honey, can you change the music? just squeeze my left breast."

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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2005, 04:50:48 PM »
I imagine that could be pretty akward during the business.  Hit the wrong spot and boom you're listenin to Clay Aiken.  Could ruin the mood thats for sure.;)

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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2005, 04:58:19 PM »
I don't know about you, but it'd freak me the hell out if Britney spears suddenly started singing when I'm having a little fun.
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« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2005, 05:07:48 PM »