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Offline G0ALY

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« on: October 30, 2005, 07:14:50 PM »
This was in the grocery ads in today’s local paper.

Buy 4 cans of Spam, Chili, or Dinty Moore Beef Stew at the low cost of only $7.00  … And get a 5 pack of 12gauge shotgun shells FREE!



I’m going to the store in the morning!
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2005, 07:35:37 PM »
12ga slugs?
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2005, 07:59:01 PM »
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12ga slugs?


12gauge slugs (One large bullet in a shotgun shell, as opposed to many small pellets.) are used in Ohio for Whitetail Deer season. There is no high-power rifle season in Ohio because of the high population and flat terrain. Although there is a black-powder or “primitive” weapons season.

So shotgun slugs are a very popular round to be purchased this time of year.
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2005, 10:41:27 PM »
So you got the deal right?  And went back ad got several more boxes?  Can we be expecting you to be eating spam sandwiches, spam and eggs, spam spam spam and eggs, spam sausage and eggs, spam spam spam spam spam spam and toast, and spam and chili for the next year?
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2005, 08:46:10 AM »
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So you got the deal right?  And went back ad got several more boxes?  Can we be expecting you to be eating spam sandwiches, spam and eggs, spam spam spam and eggs, spam sausage and eggs, spam spam spam spam spam spam and toast, and spam and chili for the next year?


He's that bad of a shot aye?
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2005, 09:05:04 AM »
Aye, you eat all that spam and chili and see how good of a shot you are!
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2005, 10:10:23 AM »
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Aye, you eat all that spam and chili and see how good of a shot you are!


I doub't he could sit still in a tree stand for long too..

Just imagine the flamability of the forest after he got done..

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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2005, 05:17:12 PM »
I think that they are trying to catch you with too much ammo, after you eat all that stuff you are basically gassing the animals.
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2005, 07:52:41 PM »
I can remember stopping in Lexington VA once and buying nothing but beef, whisky, and ammo.

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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2005, 02:44:18 AM »
great ...russian commie ammo at that