Cat pissed on my joystick!!!!!!!!

[TheWobble]

I kept my gf's cat last night and the damn thing crawled up on my desk while i was asleep and pissed all over my stick!
I am ready to skin and eat the little basterd!.

[Toad]

I like mine done the way you get them in a good Chinese restaurant.

Sweet and Sour Siamese is particularly good but I like General Tso's Tabby almost as much.

 

[Eagler]

Nothing like the smell of cat piss in the morning

It's an omen, dump the girl friend  

Eagler

[AKDejaVu]

Had my wife's cat spray on my leg once while she was away at school.  I guess it wanted more attention than I was giving it.

It sure got it.

AKDejaVu

[funked]

Time to put that animal down.

[TheWobble]

I am pretty sure that the cat got something out of the odd look of mahem on my face when i grabbed my joystick  

[easymo]

 My wife had a cat that backed up and sprayed a T bone steak I was eating, while watching TV.

 I forget what that cats name was.

[Suave1]

"Pissing cats and the heart break they cause." Next on Boprah .

[Mattibaby80]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! Damn theres always one interesting post in these forums, anything that will brighten up a bad day.  This is one of those posts.  Damn you guys, I can't stop laughing over this one!!  !!!!!!!

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Meine schwester hat keine kartoffel salat?  Du bist eine lustige bube!!

[Mattibaby80]

Who says you can't train a cat?  

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Meine schwester hat keine kartoffel salat?  Du bist eine lustige bube!!

[loser111]

TheWobble i laughed , or at least grinned, perhaps i even giggled when i saw yer post.  Then i got to thinking.  Maybe it thought your joystick had been marked by another cat previously, and yes its been awhile since logic 100 but here goes:

-cat's use urine to mark territory, ownership etc.  Especially when it has been previously scented by another cat's urine scent.
-g/f's cat pissed on YOUR scented stick because he/she thought it smelled another cat's urine
-you, and your belongings, smell like cat piss


all in good fun TheWobble, no insult intended  

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[This message has been edited by loser111 (edited 12-30-2000).]

[Gary Coleman]

pfftttt

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[Eagler]

easymo

How much A-1 steak sauce did it take after that?

 

Eagler

[Boroda]

The most incredible reason for a computer failure that I encountered was a monkey that pissed into a monitor. Seriously. It happened to one of our clients - Moscow circus on Tsvetnoy boulevard.

Happy New Year everyone!  

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With respect,
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    Commissar 25th IAP WB VVS

[Ozark]

Be sure to slow boil "little basterd" before you stick it on the grill....much more tender that way.