Hi there Excel1.
Oh, I wouldn't be surprised if some type of special dispensation magically happens to let this fine Kiwi carry on living without being thrown into the ocean. Some wise, testicle-shrunken, Yoda impersonator will come along and use a pen or telephone and some contacts (instead of a long leg) to try to solve it - instead of rage against it with a few dozen people on a game company bulletin board.
And you're right about fatigue... I was going to tell you about being fatigued from the 3 different women I have dates with this week - one is 27, one is 34 and the oldest, but most elegant, is a 39 year-old model and former stewardess who doesn't have a mark or wrinkle from her stunningly beautiful hair down to her perfect little toes - but that would be mean, so I won't do it. I'm sure you already know that these type of women are attracted to sharp, older guys who understand the world... and women. Long, arse-kicking legs probably attract a different kind of woman?
Well, I'm a little fatigued and I need to rest up. Going to see Boz Scaggs play at a very exclusive little place in a few days and I have to decide who I should take. Cheers!
Your friend,
Rolex
(By the way, it's "bureaucratic.")