As promised the new weekly installment of Musical Blasphemy. This week's featured group:
I Believe LTAR Remix in mp3 format LTARs.
I Believe (LTAR Remix)Capo 4
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Flying blindly into the night and crashing in the sand
Reading all the insults typed on 200 as fast as they can
"M-16 Dweeb", "Ostwind Dork" and "Rainbow flags in the park"
All this abusiveness and it’s all because they’re short.
‘Cause I believe that LTARs cannot fly
I believe all they can do is drive
Pilots are abundant in game and ruthless when they vulch
But this squadron can turn airplanes into cypress mulch
And then we whine to eliminate their freakin’ still up VH
Perks are our incentive and that makes it okay
‘Cause I believe that LTARs cannot fly
I believe all they can do is drive
‘Cause I believe that LTARs cannot fly
I believe all they can do is drive
I’ve been flying knights now for a little over 6 years
I find I like it so much more when the LTARS are over here
But one day when I was swinging in to drop a few of the fuel
I saw Ostwinds and M-16s lighting up at me
And I believed that I could fly on through that flak
But quite soon ping after ping
Claimed the strength of my left wing
‘Cause I believe that LTARs cannot fly
I believe all they can do is drive
I believe I believe I believe that LTARs cannot fly
I believe all they can do is drive
All they can do is drive
All they can do is drive
Fine Print:
For those unfamiliar, Musical Blasphemy is the destruction of perfectly good songs which have generally made their artists quite successful. Complete and total destruction is achieved by combining mediocre at best guitar and completely pathetic singing and commencing parody on the song. I do not apologize for any bleeding of the ears this might cause, it's your own fault for downloading it! 
