Author Topic: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? (Read 1134 times)

gavor · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2001, 05:10:00 PM »

We had a lab years back and she was great. The stupidest dog we ever had was a show bloodhound.

I'd say the smartest dog ive ever owned was a kelpie(do you have kelpies in the US??). Ours sat like a human if we let him inside(i mean on his butt with legs over the edge of the chair, very funny), could drink from a bottle, did every thing we taught him and was a great pal. He wanted to play 24/7 and would do so if you let him. I could hear him playing late at night long after id gone to bed. Sadly he died very young(8) of bowel cancer, funny thing is, after he had a major operation he came straight home and wanted to run and play. I'm feeling a bit sad now, better stop

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The kelpie X we got at the same time as him is still alive and moved to darwin with my parents. He is easily the dumbest dog ive ever owned. And one of the funniest.

If you ever get the chance to buy kelpies in the US, please go have a look at them. You cant go wrong.

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AKDejaVu · « **Reply #16 on:** December 19, 2001, 05:12:00 PM »

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Labs are great dogs but once they grow up, they become much less playfull then they were as puppies - like most other dog.

Hmmm.. I haven't noticed anything particular outstanding about boxers in this area. I have one dog that's more playfull at 11 than my parent's boxer was at 5. I have another dog (fatass) that has done nothing but lay around since he was 6 months. I guess the boxer fits into the middle there somewhere.

So do labs.

AKDejaVu

midnight Target · « **Reply #17 on:** December 19, 2001, 05:13:00 PM »

Never heard of a Kelpie. Is that short for something? I am looking for my next dog, been a while since the last one.

gavor · « **Reply #18 on:** December 19, 2001, 05:32:00 PM »

No, they're one of the only recognised australian breeds. Kelpie is the full name. They come in black, tan, blue and probably other colors. Maybe brown.

I'l try to scrounge up some info for you.
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And here it is

Kelpies

If you can find a pure tan kelpie have a look, they look like dingoes.

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loser · « **Reply #19 on:** December 19, 2001, 09:50:00 PM »

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Originally posted by 1776:
I think the cat has the best grasp regarding whos job it is to maintain the lighting

i agree but only in a different way

cat: change the light bulb when you want, you slave who is the bringer of food and changer of litter box. i can see in the dark just fine. oops you rammed your toe into the night table again...please try to keep your screaming down after you hurt yourself, im trying to sleep.

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gavor · « **Reply #20 on:** December 19, 2001, 10:08:00 PM »

Different take

CAT: What are you doing up there idiot, come down here and pat me or feed me or something important. At least sit down so i can sit on you. That light things not important, look at me. Me me me.

Hangtime · « **Reply #21 on:** December 19, 2001, 10:48:00 PM »

Gavor.. yer cat's in heat.

gavor · « **Reply #22 on:** December 19, 2001, 10:52:00 PM »

Ak. Get it away.

I'm staying up this ladder.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #23 on:** December 19, 2001, 11:01:00 PM »

No need to worry Gavor.. if your cat's in heat its a female. Its pretty difficult for it to "assault" you. And its important to remember that virtually any court of law knows that, so don't ever try to use it in your defense.

AKDejaVu

gavor · « **Reply #24 on:** December 19, 2001, 11:17:00 PM »

Whos been spreading rumors about me and my cat? I love my cat and it loves me... Hrm, prolly not the line to open with in my defence.

Dear judge, i was climbing a ladder and i was wearing no pants when i slipped and fell. And thats how it happened.

Animal · « **Reply #25 on:** December 19, 2001, 11:53:00 PM »

A Bull Terrier would probably say:

"Nah dude.. hehe go get the bong.. then lets swim on the pool"

pimpjoe · « **Reply #26 on:** December 20, 2001, 01:04:00 AM »

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Originally posted by Toad:

LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.

aint that the truth.

i got a lab that wont stop.

and a cocker spaniel that wont stop pissin on the floor

StSanta · « **Reply #27 on:** December 20, 2001, 03:10:00 AM »

Labs are the best. Extremely playful when young, very mature, patient, intelligent, tolerating <add other good things> when old.

Our old lab died a few months back. It's odd how attached you become to such an animal.

A lab is what I'll be getting.