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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2005, 01:20:36 PM »
Here are some practice questions Seagoon.

All real Americans can answer these.

1. Who was the first Playboy centerfold?

2. What Gun did Dirty Harry use?

3. Who was Ira Hayes?

4. Who sang the Ballad of Ira Hayes?

5. Who played first base on the 1927 Yankees?

6. Name four Yankee Managers.

7. Who played 3rd base on the 69 Orioles?

8. Who were the two Quarterbacks in Superbowl III?

9. How many fights did Rocky Marciano win?

10. What did Havlecek do at the last moment?
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Back to the England thing...
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2005, 03:54:37 PM »
Swoop...

I recall reading somewhere that the actual, actual name of the country (The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and Wales??), also included an often ignored reference to the British monarchy's legal claim to the throne of France.

Is this correct as far as you know?  I seem to remember something about how, historically, the English had succeeded in pursuing the hereditary claim to the French throne (a la Henry V), but that modern sensibilities precluded making a big deal about it.

It was an interesting tidbit...can you expand?

Regards...
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« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2005, 05:55:37 PM »
My wife became a citizen in '94.  

She said the test was easy, no problem.  She thought the process was the hardest part.

Now, since she is a woman, and Italian, and she said it was easy, you should pass with no problems at all!  Afterall, none of the questions involved determining the correct time to cook pasta!  Which btw, she knows very well, and I am a very happy man because of it.
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« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2005, 05:56:52 PM »
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10. What did Havlecek do at the last moment?


Johnny Most was AWESOME!!!
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« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2005, 07:09:40 PM »
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I've always heard that the test is really difficult and that most Americans couldn't pass it.  I followed your link and took the test 5 times and got one question wrong. (Which amendment to the constitution does NOT address voting rights)  You strike me as an extremely intelligent person seagoon,  I don't think you'll have any problems.
 


  LOL same here same question.
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« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2005, 07:40:21 PM »
Hi 1K3,

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sheeesh, i must learn us gov and history right away:p  my greeencard is about to expire in 2007 and i miust do what's seagoon is doing right now for year 2OO7.
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Seagooon, where did you usd to live?:)


I was born in Great Britain (Rochford, to be exact) and moved the USA with my parents when I was 6 years old. My wife is American, my kids are American, heck, even my Dad is now a naturalized citizen - definitely time for me to get with the program. ;)
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« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2005, 07:45:19 PM »
Hi Holden,

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Here are some practice questions Seagoon.

All real Americans can answer these.

1. Who was the first Playboy centerfold?

2. What Gun did Dirty Harry use?

3. Who was Ira Hayes?

4. Who sang the Ballad of Ira Hayes?

5. Who played first base on the 1927 Yankees?

6. Name four Yankee Managers.

7. Who played 3rd base on the 69 Orioles?

8. Who were the two Quarterbacks in Superbowl III?

9. How many fights did Rocky Marciano win?

10. What did Havlecek do at the last moment?


1,2, and 3 were a cinch. But as soon as you hit sports history, I drew a complete blank. Apparently I'm sunk and don't have what it takes to become a real American.

I do however know how many times Arsenal have won the FA cup, and what songs to sing at the clock end of Highbury.

- SEAGOON
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2005, 08:06:46 PM »
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btw is it true that california has the most senators?    


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LOL. No.


but you Californicators are tied for first.... you scumbags.
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« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2005, 05:28:28 PM »
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Intelegent person will pass it,i havent seen a dumb person playing this game yet....exept for me......:)



    To become Canadian is real easy!.. no matter how dumb the person is!? You move to Quebec, and all U have to do?..is speak French !:D  






If at first you don't succeed, do it like your wife told you !.
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« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2005, 06:21:10 PM »
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but you Californicators are tied for first.... you scumbags.


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