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Offline Holden McGroin

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« on: November 25, 2005, 11:08:45 AM »
Two good stories today in Yahoo news...

Women in Prison

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The women, serving sentences for crimes from armed robbery to drug trafficking, were vying to be named Miss Penitentiary 2005 — a title that brings a $160 prize and a break from dreary routine.

 Averting Galactic War

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Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."


Paul Hellyer was Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2005, 11:18:56 AM »
dead links.....both of them.
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2005, 11:37:52 AM »
That sucks... Maybe yahoo doesn't want them linked?  The Http address is the same in my link as their link from their news summary page

The WIP one is headlined: "Drug Smuggler Crowned Miss Penitentiary" in the YahooNews top stories section


The Alien one is headlined: "Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations" in the YahooNews most popular section
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2005, 11:49:14 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2005, 12:14:20 PM »
Yes that's it and apparently I have fixed the other one too.

I wonder what the last 48 characters of Yahoo's News links are all about...
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2005, 01:09:24 PM »
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Yes that's it and apparently I have fixed the other one too.

I wonder what the last 48 characters of Yahoo's News links are all about...


It's simply a small program to record the IP's of everyone who clicks on the links so the black choppers know where to go for the next experiment "volunteer". I'm sure glad I didn't click those links..... :noid :O
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