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Offline Maverick

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Bird Flu warning
« on: November 27, 2005, 12:09:13 PM »
Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...
 
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu.  If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
 
1.  High fever
2.  Congestion
3.  Nausea
4.  Fatigue
5.  Aching in the joints
6.  An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield or statue.
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Offline deSelys

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Bird Flu warning
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2005, 12:34:05 PM »
LOL...
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