Please....Santa lives in Jersey! I know da guy! He owes me money! Hangs out wit my buddy's sister's best friend's cousin's uncle! We're like brothers!
Spends summer weekends downashore...Wildwood I think. Big place, nice property, lotsa little guys runnin' around, noisy in the fall. I think he's in da toy bidness or sumpthin'.
Yea, yea...I know dis guy. Jersey, I tells ya!
Merry Christmahanuakwanzikha!