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Offline Ack-Ack

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Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2005, 11:47:42 PM »
If not so tragic it would be funny.

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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2005, 12:06:00 AM »
Did she have a dog named Gromit?
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2005, 12:08:23 AM »
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If not so tragic it would be funny.
not as funny as the look on her face would have been when she realized she whacked 4 guys over some cheese
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2005, 10:14:21 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2005, 10:56:34 AM »
The Power of Cheese....


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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2005, 12:16:36 PM »
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Did she have a dog named Gromit?


HA!  :rofl

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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2005, 12:20:59 PM »
Coke heads are the most laughable of all the junkies. I had a coke junkie uncle in-law who once completely dismantled his automobile. I mean he systematically tore out the interrior and apolstry and everything because he was convinced that his car was bugged.

Another time he spent the better part of a day digging around his yard with a butter knife searching underneath the sod for his stash.

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Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2005, 03:17:31 PM »
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The Power of Cheese....


Bad.



HAHAHA!
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2005, 04:16:45 PM »
Ya think she's gonna wine now???
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2005, 06:02:50 PM »
Hehe Mav...that is one awful pun....but very funny!

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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2005, 06:34:45 PM »
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=bizarre&id=3699460


This link works for now.:aok


This one will be going away for a long time. The statment about the children will get her a couple extra years.
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Girl mistakes white cheese for cocaine...arranges hit to steal the cheese.
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2005, 08:59:57 AM »
Blessed are the cheese makers
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