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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2005, 08:33:23 PM »
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Kwanzaa? Bah! A made up black seperatist "celebration" that bastardizes african traditions to satsisfy the ego of a ex-convict. fuhgetabbutit!


Anyone else find it interesting we arent hearing much about  Kwanzaa this year?

Maybe the rest of the world finally figured out  that their PCness had been shammed by this bogus holiday
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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2005, 11:33:28 PM »
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I know, my neighbors won't let me sacrifice a goat on my backyard altar to bring the sun back for next year.

Sakai


Umm, thats because you were supposed to do it in October.  Duh!  

Amateurs.
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« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2005, 11:44:19 PM »
"And now for the airing of grievances.  I've got a lot of problems with you people!"
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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2005, 10:15:56 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2005, 12:52:39 PM »
*yawn*
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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2005, 01:02:34 PM »
I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry ****ing Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and ****ing celebrate.


There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry ****ing Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and ****ing celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...


Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry ****ing Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry ****ing Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry ****ing Christmas, To You!


(Clapping)

Thank you Mr. hat

Made it more Xmasy.
-SW
« Last Edit: December 13, 2005, 01:18:05 PM by AKS\/\/ulfe »
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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2005, 05:12:25 PM »
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Christmas is Christmas, thanksgiving is a holiday. At christmas I want a christmas tree. If I wanted a holiday tree, I would put a 6 foot tall paper mache turkey in my living room and stick food under it for presents on thanksgiving day morning


This just in... The "Christmas Tree" is older than Christ. It is a pagan ritual recognizing the winter solstice.

Carry on.
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« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2005, 08:52:30 AM »
mt is just mad cause all the white guys laughed at the whole quansa thing.

lazs
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« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2005, 08:54:34 AM »
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This just in... The "Christmas Tree" is older than Christ. It is a pagan ritual recognizing the winter solstice.

Carry on.


This just in...the culture and tradition of the Christmas tree brought over from the old world is older than most of the liberals who find religion threatening...they won't try to take away the love-in's, tie-dye T-shirts and bongs if you leave the tradition of a publically-displayed Christmas tree alone...
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« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2005, 09:56:27 AM »
Wiccans scare me.
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« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2005, 10:09:18 AM »
I think the real problem here is that the minority voices get the majority of action taken. For instance, in Seattle, one school had a "Giving Tree" where folks donated toys, money for those less fortunate.  One, yes ONE parent complained. The principal took down the "Giving Tree" and made it a "Giving Counter". :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
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