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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2005, 01:32:56 AM »
Itll be fine Lan.  And your cocker will be just as noodlesure as ever after this event.:)

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« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2005, 02:10:38 AM »
Have a 1 year old Cocker of my own. Had a 13 year old female before that - it'll be fine. Stay tough kid.


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« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2005, 02:17:17 AM »
An effective way to extract water from small animals lungs is to grab the rear legs and spin them around fast. The centrifugal force will extract the water, seriously.

Another option is to lift the cat/dog from the rear legs and shake untill the water comes out.

I've seen small animals get saved that way, even one small person (child) who was about to choke to a candy.
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« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2005, 02:21:11 AM »
It's also very funny to watch.
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« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2005, 02:25:26 AM »
Ripley, please don't give (bad) first aid advices if you aren't trained to.

Spin a child fast can damage his spine if done jerkily (remember, you'll probably on the verge of panic at this moment). Or his head can accidentaly smash against something. At the very less, you'll just lose time because it is ineffective. I don't care if this "technique" results into the death of a pet, but this isn't something to mess with a child.

The proper way to try and help a choking person is the Heimilch maneuver. There are 3 variants for adults, kids and babies.

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Oh, you can't extract water from lungs without the proper gear and training btw. The only effective way to help a semi-drowned is CPR.
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« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2005, 02:32:21 AM »
Still funny, though.
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« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2005, 02:36:52 AM »
I heard about a guy who knew a guy who saw a guy stab his drowned pet in the chest.  It let all the water out and the pet was fine.  I heard about it on the internet!  It's true!

And Russian, I understand.  I had to read it 10 times myself to understand wtf he was trying to say.  I'm still can't do anything more than make an educated guess.

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« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2005, 02:48:50 AM »
He's confirming the dog is at the vet's.
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« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2005, 08:28:17 AM »
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The proper way to try and help a choking person is the Heimilch maneuver. There are 3 variants for adults, kids and babies.


There are also courses for CPR for animals, they instruct you on the proper compressions and breaths per minute, including the ratios needed.

We ended up 'bagging' a cat once, thing survived too, swear animals are alot more resilant than humans.
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« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2005, 03:53:13 PM »
Lan any word on how things turned out?  Sad stuff man, hope the pup's ok.

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« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2005, 04:52:54 PM »
Lan's post was very coherent and perfect English.


Lan.  Hope things turn out OK with your puppy.





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« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2005, 05:02:48 PM »
GOD LOVES PUPPIES!!!!!

Your dog will be ok
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« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2005, 06:08:37 PM »
sorry i havent replied yet. My puppy is back home and in better, still has a little water in his lungs but he will be just fine. THANKS GUYS!!! oh and russian where u live??? i have a present for you!!!

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« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2005, 06:40:16 PM »
Glad all is OK.  Be careful about what you say.  I knew a guy that said something similar to that and the other guy shot him because he thought it was a trreat.  It was old farts though, so you probably don't have anything to worry about for the time being.  





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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2005, 08:25:44 PM »
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Originally posted by Lan784
russian where u live??? i have a present for you!!!


Such elegant wording! I can’t imagine self-pride you feel when typing that. If you are serious, contact me by private message.