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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2005, 06:05:20 PM »
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if your kid wants to play soccer, it's too late for a helmet.



LMAO!  Wow something else we can agree on.  My dad coached peewee league football and he allways "hated those commie ball kids cause they allways took up too much practice field"

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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2005, 06:39:14 PM »
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LMAO!  Wow something else we can agree on.  My dad coached peewee league football and he allways "hated those commie ball kids cause they allways took up too much practice field"


Yeah, god forbid people play a sport where you don't get to take a break every 10 seconds and talk about what to do next :D

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« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2005, 06:39:29 PM »
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PA must not have enough lawyers in control yet.  Give it time.  :D


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« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2005, 06:42:50 PM »
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Originally posted by Pei
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/12/14/measure_calls_for_soccer_helmets/?p1=MEWell_Pos3

Take a game that already features play acting at even the hint of contact and add helmets....


They use helmets in T-Ball.  A game where you hiy a stationary ball of a post !


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« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2005, 10:33:30 PM »
It's a ridiculous law. Children should not be required to wear any protective equipment what so ever. There's too damn many of them already. Noisey bastards.

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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2005, 12:27:38 AM »
You have to use your head to direct the ball, a helmet would restrict gameplay, so you can't relate it to football.

I did find this quote amusing though

"Moreover, soccer helmets ''will look silly," said Stephen DeFranc, Weymouth High School's athletic trainer. ''It'll look like football."

lol, it is football!
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2005, 12:32:12 AM »
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You have to use your head to direct the ball, a helmet would restrict gameplay, so you can't relate it to football.

I did find this quote amusing though

"Moreover, soccer helmets ''will look silly," said Stephen DeFranc, Weymouth High School's athletic trainer. ''It'll look like football."

lol, it is football!



actually it's commie ball.  at least that's what my dad says.  Only commies play soccer;)

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« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2005, 12:41:59 AM »
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actually it's commie ball.  at least that's what my dad says.  Only commies play soccer;)


Well, let me tell ya, we would have to run from the high school to the stadium for(to get there to practice) football practice. On the way I would notice the soccer team practicing. Their practice was running, and running, and running. They ran up and down park ave, mountain ave and proctor ave. They are long hills of streets that run all the way to Everett. I couldn't do it. The worst words from our football coach were "tomorrow bring nothing but your helmets and a pair of shorts"  wind sprints...both sessions...suk!!  Those soccer players were in great shape, I couldn't run everyday like they did, i'll give them credit for that.
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2005, 04:53:50 AM »
I would *pay* to see Furball wear one off these. Excuse me if I laugh in advance.
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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2005, 07:42:31 AM »
"Only commies play football"? You mean the rest of the world are commies. McCarthy paranoia at its best.:aok
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« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2005, 07:53:04 AM »
There's a few Soccor Moms that I'd like to see with helmets on....




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« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2005, 08:00:30 AM »
in my beloved florida we are not required to wear motorcycle helmets, our thugs usually only shoot each other or eurotourists, we law abiding citizens can shoot each other legally if we look at each other crosswise and we have a very large population of lawyers which grows exponentially larger daily.  something is wrong with your conclusion.  oh and come visit florida, we weren't shooting at you.  :D

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« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2005, 08:13:57 AM »
In my opinion.... making the kids wear helmets is like admiting that you are allowing them to do a dangerous and irresponsible thing that has the potential for maiming or killing them and that you should be held responsible since all you did was provide inadequate helmets.

It is a self feeding monster.

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« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2005, 05:31:56 PM »
Good lord, I played soccer for 5 years.  Kids these days are sissified.  Screw the helmets, injuries are bound to happen in sports, you accept liability.  You don't want that liability, keep them in your house where they can bust open their forehead on the coffee table.
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