fact: chuck norris 'jokes' have never been funny and people who post them are invariably morons
fact: Chuck Norris and Superman, while hanging around, once traveled in time back to the age of the dinosours.
the found they were standing on the Atlantic coast in what would become modern day Virginia.
Superman looking out into the ocean, said to Chuck "hey i bet i can skip a stone bigger and further than you can!"
Chuck looked at superman and said "ill take that bet.....you go first...."
Superman looks around and sees a large piece of mantle protruding from the ground. he takes a tight two handed grip upon it and while bracing his feet firmly he gives a great and mighty heave..using the moment of the stone as it breaks free of mother earth Superman, giving a huge and mighty roar which deafens all of the creatures within 50 miles of where he is standing, hurtles the stone out into the Atlantic watching as it bounced its way across the top of the water until the spray passed over the earths horizon and out of sight..
with a satisfied huff Superman looks to Chuck and says "try to beat that!"
Chuck, with a hesitation reaches down to his feet and with one hand grips an exposed tree root, with a mild grunt he heaves upon the root dislodging enough earth in one chunk to blot out the sun! then with a flick of his wrist he flings this chunk of earth out into the Atlantic. with one mighty splash the earth Skipp's across the water and then is gone over the horizon....
Superman listened for and hour as the sounds of continued splashing reached his ears. when the noise finally settled he turned and looked at Chuck..."Sorry Chuck" was all he said.
historians and geographers would later determine that upon the same day in history the Chesapeake Bay in Virginia mysteriously formed as well as did the isles of Ireland and England.......
