Author Topic: A new knife block for women only (Read 656 times)

Meatwad · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2006, 10:14:43 AM »

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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Well Vulcan, I guess he's never heard of John and Lorena Bobbit... probably before his time.

*shudder*

CavemanJ · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2006, 11:57:28 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
nirvana... you need to go to divorce court or child custudy court to see who is abused.

lazs

Ain't that the damn truth!

Vulcan · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2006, 03:04:31 PM »

Yeah, I had one *smart* girlfriend try and goad me into assaulting her so she could call the cops around. Beeyatch took a couple of good kicks and swipes at me, lucky I'm a "I don't hit chicks" and very mellow in that sorta situation and simply walked out.

Found out about her plan from a friend later on. She planned to have me done for assault while she flogged off my stuff then split.

In a postnote to this story, shes now doing 300 hours of community service as her and her new boyfriend/husband (who also smokes, drinks, gambles, beats her up, and cheats on her) got busted by the cops in some sorta car theft thing. I luv karma.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2006, 04:31:35 PM »

any time a woman took a swing at me I just block it with an elbow or other bony part. it only takes a couple of swings with her knuckles swelling as you laugh at her before she starts to feel stupid and calms down.

BTW- women abuse men at least as much as men abuse women. the reason you hear more complaints about men abusing women is - as with most things- we are simply better at it than they are.

boxboy28 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 02, 2006, 05:21:22 PM »

Just imagine if it was a "John Wayne Bobbit" doll equipped with a detachable noodle.

StSanta · « **Reply #20 on:** January 02, 2006, 11:20:07 PM »

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Originally posted by capt. apathy
any time a woman took a swing at me I just block it with an elbow or other bony part. it only takes a couple of swings with her knuckles swelling as you laugh at her before she starts to feel stupid and calms down.

BTW- women abuse men at least as much as men abuse women. the reason you hear more complaints about men abusing women is - as with most things- we are simply better at it than they are.

Doesn't work if the woman is using a blunt or sharp weapon.
A weak 10 year old can incapacitate you with a single half aimed blow with a bay

Now the funny thing about all this is the price of this item.

ANyone willing to sheell out that amount if stupid, male or female. Or has too much money, in which case it's moral enough to rob 'em blind.

lazs2 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 03, 2006, 08:16:08 AM »

vulcan... radical feminism and gun control advocacy are populated by the same little commies.

If a woman can get a domestic abuse charge to stick on you she can make sure that you never own another firearm.

Domestic abuse is no joke.. if you have to defend yourself from a woman you need to call the cops on her before she does on you.... I know... it makes you look like a real wuss but... better than the alternative.

lazs