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Offline hubsonfire

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« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2006, 09:32:01 AM »
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Reading through the chuck norris facts, choking on my coffee. great stuff!
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« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2006, 10:03:47 AM »
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.


The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.


Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


zOMFGWTFLOL!!!11 :rofl
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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2006, 12:38:09 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany...
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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2006, 01:07:18 PM »
Bah, Norris sucks as an actor, totally. Every movie he's ever been in has sucked (and sadly I've seen my fair share).
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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2006, 04:27:18 PM »
Dodgeball was good.  Chuck Norris played a critical role in that movie.
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« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2006, 04:58:07 PM »
Didn't he show up for all of 2 seconds in "Dodgeball"??
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« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2006, 05:08:03 PM »
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Bah, Norris sucks as an actor, totally. Every movie he's ever been in has sucked (and sadly I've seen my fair share).


I dont think anyone was admiring his "skills" as an actor. Just making fun of his persona.
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« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2006, 05:15:16 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2006, 05:22:00 PM »
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Conan Meets Chuck Norris
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« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2006, 05:25:36 PM »
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Didn't he show up for all of 2 seconds in "Dodgeball"??
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« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2006, 05:26:26 PM »
Norris was good in The Delta Force with Lee Marvin...  That's about it, unless you count Sidekicks with Jonathan Brandis...  Now, that, was Oscar material...   :aok
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« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2006, 11:19:34 PM »
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.


On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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« Reply #27 on: January 19, 2006, 12:07:28 AM »
Delta Force had to be shot twice because Chuck Norris had to actually downplay his actual abilities.  The first 2 takes were too damn awesome.
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« Reply #28 on: January 19, 2006, 04:10:54 PM »
BEST THREAD EVAR!:rofl ;)
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