Hi, my name’s KONG and I’m a nicoholic.
(Resounding “HI KONG”)
It’s been 14 months since my last cigarette.
(Smattering of applause)
Wanted to welcome Bug and…
(More applause, murmured hellos)
Yes, yes, we all welcome you and offer our support.
Just wanted to congratulate you and to let you know it will be well worth the effort. Nic is a tough mistress but can be beat with determination and support of the group.
(Whispered affirmations accompanied by a loud “Amen” from the back row)
Last week, for the first time in my 42 years, with the help of clear lungs and a clear mind, I was able to run 5 miles non-stop. I share my success with all of you…I…well…I couldn’t have done it alone.
(Raucous applause echoes through the room as KONG finds his seat through a blur of tears)