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Offline Sandman

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On a lighter note... (joke)
« on: July 21, 2001, 01:29:00 PM »
This woman walks into a bank in Toronto and asks to speak with the loan officer. The teller gets the loan officer and they go back to his office. She explains to the man she is going on a trip and she needs to take out a $5000 loan. He says okay but he will need some collateral. She says okay and hands him the keys to her Rolls Royce. He says okay she gets the loan and leaves on her trip. The bank officer takes the keys and parks it in the garage. Two weeks later the woman retuns from her trip goes to the bank and repays the loan. The total repay was $5015.83 with the 15.83 being the amount of interest. Before the woman leaves the bank officer asks her, "We did a background check on you and found out that you are a multi millionare. Why on earth did you take a 5000 dollar loan out?" The woman turns to the loan officer and says, "Where else can you park car in Toronto for 2 weeks for only 15.83 and it be there when you return?"

[ 07-21-2001: Message edited by: Sandman_SBM ]
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Offline Boroda

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On a lighter note... (joke)
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2001, 01:38:00 PM »
Great joke!

Russian version features a Russian businessman in Geneva and his Mercedes-600  :)