Golf

[Ripsnort]

POSTED AT A LOCAL GOLF CLUB:

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Very good.  Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

[Zippatuh]

LOL

I just started a league yesterday.  Arg, what an aggravating game.  If it wasn’t for my partner, I probably wouldn’t play.  Oh well, every good son should spend some quality time with his mother  

She has asked me several times over the past years if I wanted to quit to which I always reply “of course not”.  Shot a 57 on 9 holes, long course, and the masochistic bastards put water hazards on the first and second holes.  All in all for not swinging a club since last year until tee off, I didn’t do too bad.  Besides it was the first game that the handicaps are calculated.  I like to float around 20  

Zippatuh

[Karnak]

I may get these slightly off, but they're from memory:

Golf is a good walk spoilt.
-Mark Twain

Golf is a game in which you try to knock a very small ball into a very small hole on a very large field with weapons singularly ill purposed to the task.
-Winston S. Churchill

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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother

Bring the Spitfire F.MkXIVc to Aces High!!!

Sisu
-Karnak