Help Wanted

[gear]

Wanted: Pilots

Anyone who can get a plane off the ground in one piece.
Country: Allied or Axis
Contact squad leader of (insert squad name here).
Experience:    Not required, will train.
Aircraft type: Fighter or Bomber.
Pay rate:         N/A
Benefits:         NO guarantees
No résumé required

[StarOfAfrica2]

I'll put mine in here.  Heck, we're recruiting anyway!  


Wanted: Pilots to fill Allied squad VF-17 "The Jolly Rogers"

Who can apply:  Anyone who can get a plane off the ground in one piece.

Country: Allied or Axis, as the numbers require.  Default will be allies

Contact squad leader of: VF-17, either SA2 or Reschke.  Email in profile.

Experience: Not required, will train.

Aircraft type: Primarily Fighter or Jabo (dive bomber/attack plane).

Pay rate: Making the game more fun.

Benefits: NO guarantees, NO promises, not much results either, but we keep trying.  

No résumé required  Just bring yourself.  Ask for help.  I'll be glad to go to the TA with you and work on anything from basic ACM to formations.  I'm not great at anything, know a little about everything.  Thats all  you need to get going.

[Grits]

Wanted: Pilots for The Gunfighters. Ability to get a plane off the ground in one piece helpful but not required. Ability to fly one into the ground at high angles and high rates of speed absolutely necessary.

Country: Can be either Allied or Axis, we fly both to even sides

Contact Grits, Oldman, Slash27, or Bear76.

Experience:  None required, we will train in proper auger technique.

Aircraft type: All types on both sides.

Pay rate:    Pay?!?

Benefits:   Chicks dig scars, we provide the scars.

[StarOfAfrica2]

Just dont let Grits fool you with his special "Trainer" plane.  A real "Trainer" has 2 seats, not just one.  You dont have to learn sitting on your trainer's lap.  That ISNT a "joystick", and Grits should be ashamed of himself.  He has to register with a CM every time he changes arenas because he's been convicted of molesting noobs before.  He knows offering himself as a "trainer" is against his parole.