ARE YOU AN ITALIAN TEST
1/ you want end a relationship, do you
a/ leave a note slip quietly away
b/ sit down and discuss where it has gone wrong
c/ Go take her in your car with a beautiful blonde, and when she enter the car say "this is my NEW girlfriend".
2/ you and your mates want to play football in the park
what do u take
a/ a ball, 2 coats and bottle of drink
b/ a ball, 2 coats, a bottle of drink and your g/f to sit and watch
c/ a ball, stabs and chains to solve the question about the penalty soon or later has to be called.
3/ you are driving along a country road and you run over a rabbit what do u do:
a/ stop, to check its ok
b/ stop, move it to the road side to die peacefully
c/ stop, exit the car and check if there is damage, then spit on that SOB (same has to be done for humans victims too).
4/ you wake in the morning with a stiff neck what do u do
a/take saspirin and get on with things
b/ignore it
c/Start thinking you are going to die and make a complete check up using the public wellfare's money.
5/what do u have for breakfast
a/ cornflakes 2 slices of toast cup of tea
b/ Sausage, eggs, orange juice.
c/ No less than 10 espresso, nothing else.
6/you and your partner decide to get married what sort of ceremony is it?
a/one with beautiful church ,flowers ,sunshine
b/ quiet registry office with best mates as witnesses
c/invite whole family, friends, even people meeted along the way for a minimum of 300 people (better if you are more than thousand) to small church, rent a rolls royce for the bride, then make a no less than 6 hours party in an expensive restaurant getting drunk, singing, and crashing everything, for a total expense amount of no less than 30.000 US$ equivalent.
7/ your 14 yr old son is being disruptive at school
a/ ignore him its just a phase
b/ speak to teachers and him to sort it out
c/ Speak with the mafia local boss, your boy has quickly found a job
8/you want a quiet night in in front of the TV waht comedy do u wanna watch
a/ a comedy like fawlty towers
b/ vintage morecombe and wise
c/ A stupid sit-comedy with recorded public laughs.
9/ whilst getting ready for bed you stub your toe on your wifes dresser do you
a/ swear and hobble around hoping the pain will ease
b/ swear loudly and cry, spend the next three hours at the hospital convinced its broken.
c/ swear loudly and throw the dresser across the window, then beat the squeak.
10/you are responsible for the election of the next italian govenrment do you:
a/ ask the people and have a ballot and elect a government
b/ ask the present government who they think should go in
c/ elect the one offering more.
