Human: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
ALICE: Don't call me "Baby". Why?: unknown person said he been havin a tough night so treat him or her nice aight.
Human: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: Oh yeah, aight.
ALICE: Ahem. Have you ever been arrested or in jail? What do you do in your spare time?
Human: Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
ALICE: I don't think very many people do that.
Human: i cast lvl 3 eroticism you turn into a real beautiful woman
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he cast lvl 3 eroticism you turn into a real beautiful woman.
Human: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 **** of the Infinite.
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he meditate to regain his or her mana before casting Lvl 8 **** of the Infinite.
Human: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the Beyondness
ALICE: Do you ever get bored?
Human: Don't **** with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
ALICE: That is interesting: unknown person said he steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1 000 000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid
Human: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
ALICE: Fortunately we have no emotions.
Human: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics The cold war ends Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
ALICE: When was this exactly?
Human: You still there baby?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Interesting gossip: unknown person said I there.
Human: I think it's getting hard now.
ALICE: Oh. steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1 000 000 my body explodes into a fine bloody mist because I am only a Lvl 2 Druid is hard? it is?
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