Author Topic: Girl friend /Wife remote (Read 455 times)

gear · « **on:** January 31, 2006, 10:24:36 PM »

The ultimate remote:aok

tapakeg · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2006, 10:26:35 PM »

Strike 7?

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2006, 12:21:49 AM »

I have a better one then that but no way in hell would it last here longer then the first MP;)

beet1e · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2006, 04:56:58 AM »

ROFL! I've seen the male version. Two buttons: ON or OFF.

Purzel · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2006, 06:12:04 AM »

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Originally posted by beet1e
ROFL! I've seen the male version. Two buttons: ON or OFF.

Sure, women are supposed to use it

Schatzi · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2006, 06:25:41 AM »

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Originally posted by Purzel
Sure, women are supposed to use it

dmf · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2006, 08:20:02 AM »

The main one for us to use against you guys would have to have only a few buttons.
1) Football on/off
2) Spend time with us on/off
3) Get a job on/off
4) Rub OUR backs and feet on/off
5) Be Understanding on/off ( default to always on)
6) Cook for us on/off
7) care for the kids while we nap on/off
8) Tell your firends to keep feet off furniture on/off ( default to always on)
9) PUT THE SEAT BACK DOWN ( this one only needs a fast and slow setting)
10) Don't leave us for another woman on/off ( this one has on and off just in case we get tired of you)

moot · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2006, 01:11:31 PM »

You don't need those gadgets.
Just a "Please me" switch in the back, that's soldered/melted/cemented "ON".

dmf · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2006, 08:44:34 PM »

True