Did you hear that Red McCombs might move the team
to the Phillipines? They'd be called the Manilla Folders....
Denny Green won't let the team eat cereal anymore before
a game. They choke when get near a bowl......
How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to change a tire?
Only 1, unless it's a blowout....then it's the whole team......
Did you hear that Iowa wants an NFL franchise? They'll
never get one, otherwise, Minnesota would want one, too......
A season ticket holder for the Vikings mistakenly left 4
tickets on the dashboard of his car. It was broken into.
When he went back, there were 4 more......
What are the odds of a new stadium being built for the
Vikings? 41-0.........
