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Offline Meatwad

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Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
« on: February 01, 2006, 12:46:02 PM »
A few clowns short of a circus.  
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combo plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
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Offline Blooz

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Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2006, 04:17:04 PM »
Many ways to tell someone that they're stupid.
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Offline SFCHONDO

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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2006, 08:39:41 PM »
My Favorite one is:


Hey....YOUR STUPID
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Offline SOB

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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2006, 08:50:48 PM »
Your stupid what?
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2006, 09:08:19 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Blooz
Many ways to tell someone that they're stupid.


My point exactly
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

Offline Sandman

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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2006, 11:52:14 PM »
From Vertical Limit:


"100,000 sperm and you we're the fastest one, eh?"
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2006, 11:56:41 PM »
I think it should go something like this:

"Man, I still cant believe it, ten million sperm and your the one that made it."
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2006, 12:00:04 AM »
Most of us aren't that virile.



Are we?


We are.


Normal count is 40 million...


So yeah... what Yeager said. ;)
« Last Edit: February 02, 2006, 12:03:45 AM by Sandman »
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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2006, 02:00:54 AM »
My personal fav for AH.

"I have never respected letters from HTC subscribers due to the low level of intelligence required to sign up with the service. But your letter moved me, and it looks like future letters from AH might be devoid of poorly-worded comments that damn our life's work with faint praise. You ROCK!"

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