Waking the kids up in the morning

[SMIDSY]

unfortunately for my parents, nothing could get me out of bed in the morning unless i wanted too. they tried everything: pouring an entire pitcher of water, loud alarm clocks, pulling me out of bed and even blairing bagpipe music. but nothing works on me.

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by SMIDSY
unfortunately for my parents, nothing could get me out of bed in the morning unless i wanted too. they tried everything: pouring an entire pitcher of water, loud alarm clocks, pulling me out of bed and even blairing bagpipe music. but nothing works on me.

Come over to my house. I guarantee inside a week you WILL be getting up.
Course it may be in a futile attempt to try and kill me. but you WILL be getting up.

[SMIDSY]

sounds like a wager to me.

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by SMIDSY
sounds like a wager to me.

Go for it, just keep in mind I did admit to being a sadist
Mwwahahahaha

[Masherbrum]

Originally posted by SMIDSY
sounds like a wager to me.

Until DRED collects his money by teabagging you.  

Karaya

[storch]

dental floss in the nostrils and ears

[SMIDSY]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Go for it, just keep in mind I did admit to being a sadist
Mwwahahahaha

well so am I. prepare to die in your sleep from pointy object related injuries.

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by SMIDSY
well so am I. prepare to die in your sleep from pointy object related injuries.

If I had a nickle for every time I heard that threat lmao

[Meatwad]

How about getting one of them plug into the wall timers and then plugging a school-grade fire alarm buzzer (the ones that are loud and annoying as hell)

Set it up in their room under their bed, guarantee to get results (That was done to me before, it isnt fun unless you do it to someone else)

[Hangtime]

Originally posted by SMIDSY
well so am I. prepare to die in your sleep from pointy object related injuries.

There's always a time when kids think they can exert their will via violence, or the threat of it; either in packs or one to one. There's only one way to deal with an insolent youngster that makes a threat.. and thats to stomp the living **** out of 'em. Instantly, with extreme malice and without remorse afterwards.

It's been my personal policy.. and it's served me quite well.

A quiet piece of advice SMIDSY.. don't make that bet with me; and I suspect you've made a very poor choice in placing it with Dred.

Have a nice day.

[Eagler]

Originally posted by Hangtime
There's always a time when kids think they can exert their will via violence, or the threat of it; either in packs or one to one. There's only one way to deal with an insolent youngster that makes a threat.. and thats to stomp the living **** out of 'em. Instantly, with extreme malice and without remorse afterwards....

and thus the error with today’s parents, they are afraid of their own children

just isn’t enough arse whooping going on these days.. image how those kids will raise their kids?

when did getting a well deserved belt/spanking become some sort of medieval torture?

kids are likes puppies .. except puppies have puppy breath while kids grow up to be teenagers .....

if more ppl figured that out ahead of time, abortion and the extermination of unwanted pets at the animal shelters would not be an issue anymore...

[GtoRA2]

I know I could get Smidsy out of bed, but he would need a show when I was done.



I hear the germans even like it.  Or was it being **** on they like?

[FuBaR]

LOL My mom used to do some of those to me too. Untill I decided to grow up


Last time she poured water on me all hell broke loose and fire literally came out of my eyes.