Today when I was inbound from my almost daily trip to austin I saw something really funny/interesting
You know those "bums" that stand near underpasses with the cardboard sign saying something like
"please help me, I have 9 children and a sick legless wife"
well today as I was getting on I-35 south, I was waiting at the light near the onramp and there was one of those guys with the cardboard as usual, accept insted of some bleeding heart message it simply said
"Im not gonna lie, I really want a beer"
I nearly rearended the car in front of me and my GF spit Dr.Pepper all over the dash, I waved him over and gave him $3 and told him to try Ziegenbach.