LMAO!
i still prefer my Big Bertha driver. nothing brings the pain like a golf club.
And if i were intending to seriously harm an intruder i would use one of my home crafted bows.
a 6' hazel staff, carved thin at both ends, strung with bailing twine, and using 8mm dowel, tipped with iron barb and fletched with goose feather.
At full pull a well made bow with launch well over 200m, and from under 10yrds it will fly right through living tissue and still stick into your wall.
failing all those methods any bow which failed the grade in either flexibility or strength become a fantastic weapon in itself.
there are plenty of methods for keeping safe besides a gun, just some of them require a bit more stealth and creativity to utilise.
that 'bat and shield' table is quality though
