You do realize that you could have written anything you wanted over that cake and the kid would have thought it was friggin awesome?
Just imagine, in 18 years he'll be in college. And you'll have to vomit money at every whim.
At least steer him away from Penn State. It might be the world's best engineering school, but it is the biggest party school as well as the most expensive public school in the US.
I have had a good night.