Author Topic: what is the adverage age of the AH pilot? (Read 6808 times)

Pooface · « **Reply #150 on:** February 18, 2006, 10:33:10 AM »

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Originally posted by EN4CER
39 about to hit the big 40. However - I'm sure most of the players wives would disagree about age, especially when you've been logged on for over two hours and the ack starts flaring up - "Get off that G$% D#$& Game you BIG BABY!"

lol, you old timers think wife ack is bad:lol

i get mother ack. it's laser guided and 10X more deadly than wife ack

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #151 on:** February 18, 2006, 10:36:30 AM »

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Originally posted by Pooface
lol, you old timers think wife ack is bad:lol

i get mother ack. it's laser guided and 10X more deadly than wife ack

I think not. Try to explain to a girl that you spend your free time online talking to other men trying to shoot one another in the six. And then try to ask her out.

GWDJRR · « **Reply #152 on:** February 18, 2006, 10:38:07 AM »

How old? let's see. I'm as old as ice water.

~~GWD~~

GooseAW · « **Reply #153 on:** February 18, 2006, 10:53:18 AM »

39 with a wife and 3 fishin buddies!

Nr_RaVeN · « **Reply #154 on:** February 18, 2006, 12:01:12 PM »

IM 42 years and thats 372,804 hours old.
equivalent of a dog that is 6.07945205479452 years old

tedrbr · « **Reply #155 on:** February 18, 2006, 01:47:30 PM »

Now if you'd please post your place of birth, mother's maiden name, and social security number........(gasp!!) IDENTITY THEFT!!!

I'll just say I'm nearing mid-life crisis time, but have so far utterly refused to grow up all these years.... neener..neener..neener....

Schatzi · « **Reply #156 on:** February 18, 2006, 02:08:54 PM »

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Originally posted by tedrbr
........(gasp!!) IDENTITY THEFT!!!

Want mine?

Badboy58 · « **Reply #157 on:** February 18, 2006, 05:20:56 PM »

48:noid

DustyR · « **Reply #158 on:** February 18, 2006, 05:22:16 PM »

I have observed my 39th BD 26 times,. My 49th 16 times. O well I just enjoy flying.

65

RedTop · « **Reply #159 on:** February 18, 2006, 06:18:31 PM »

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Originally posted by Pooface
lol, you old timers think wife ack is bad:lol

i get mother ack. it's laser guided and 10X more deadly than wife ack

Thats only cause she aint sleeping with ya......................is she? ewwww bad thought there.

Wife Ack = "No sex if you continue your errant way on that computer shooting you lil buddies down and spend time WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You dont't know what ack reall is til you here the wife in a voice like the exorcist saying......"TURN DOWN THOSE SPEAKERS!!!!!!!" and you look at her and fire is coming out her nose and eyes...and green stuff is coming down her mouth...and her head has horns. Then she spins it around and shakes it from side to side and stares at you again.......

Mother ack...........Puhleassseeeee:rolleyes:

Horn · « **Reply #160 on:** February 18, 2006, 07:52:40 PM »

1,497,960,000 seconds old

Furball · « **Reply #161 on:** February 18, 2006, 07:55:02 PM »

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Originally posted by RedTop
and you look at her and fire is coming out her nose and eyes...and green stuff is coming down her mouth...and her head has horns. Then she spins it around and shakes it from side to side and stares at you again.......

Kids, dont do drugs!

OOZ662 · « **Reply #162 on:** February 18, 2006, 07:55:28 PM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1
I think not. Try to explain to a girl that you spend your free time online talking to other men trying to shoot one another in the six. And then try to ask her out.

Wait. This seems familiar.

RedTop · « **Reply #163 on:** February 18, 2006, 08:05:21 PM »

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Kids, dont do drugs!

culero · « **Reply #164 on:** February 18, 2006, 08:23:39 PM »

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Originally posted by RedTop
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Wife Ack = "No sex if you continue your errant way on that computer shooting you lil buddies down and spend time WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I've never understood this. Air Warrior caused problems with my "wife ack". I handled it. No sweat. (Hooked up second box, activated second account, sat her butt down and let her gun my buff, she got hooked like anybody else then we both played all the time

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Besides, its like the sign on the front of my shop says "My wife said the next time I go fishing she will divorce me. I'm sure gonna miss that woman."

culero (wears pants)