Author Topic: Udie, You dumb bastard! (Read 762 times)

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #15 on:** January 03, 2002, 10:55:00 AM »

Skernsk just confessed that the FDBs were oily chute shooters?

Everyone knew that already.

Oh... wait... was he talking about the game?

AKDejaVu

Fatty · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2002, 11:18:00 AM »

I thought we already had our token luftwoman? Did they up the quota?

Udie · « **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2002, 11:26:00 AM »

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Originally posted by Fatty:
I thought we already had our token luftwoman? Did they up the quota?

I don't know but I can drink 3 beers and almost still stand up!

Kieran · « **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2002, 11:33:00 AM »

I still strafe Bish chutes without mercy in the hopes of catching either the FDBs or TASs.

mrfish · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2002, 12:52:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Fatty:
I thought we already had our token luftwoman? Did they up the quota?

don't fear the uberness of the fdb lw contingent fatty.

<evil hypnosis mode on>

no, instead go to it....that's right, it's not really bad just...misunderstood...that's right fatty channel your rage....come, feel the awesome might of the dark side.

and put down that damn chicken wing, you're distracting my evil hypnotic corruption session here..!

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #20 on:** January 03, 2002, 01:26:00 PM »

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Udie said:

I gotta wait and see if I qualify I think.

I "obtained" a copy of the FDB qualification "quiz":

A) Ginger
B) Mary Ann

A) Right Hand
B) Left Hand
C) Both Hands

A) Porn
B) Girlfriend

A) Work
B) Unemployment

A) Budweiser
B) Milwest Honey Amber Ale with Lemon

A) Go down to Puerto Rico
B) Have Puerto Rico go down on you

A) Wings
B) JoJos
C) Both of the above in a ranch dressing "soup"

[ 01-03-2002: Message edited by: AKDejaVu ]

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #21 on:** January 03, 2002, 01:41:00 PM »

But DJ, I've got a copy of the answers....

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
I "obtained" a copy of the FDB qualification "quiz":

A) Ginger
B) Mary Ann

C) Neither, FDB's like busted chicks... some don't even like chicks.

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
A) Right Hand
B) Left Hand
C) Both Hands

D) All of the above, sporadically switching between them.

Quote

Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
A) Porn
B) Girlfriend

Well, the answer is clearly choice A in this case.

Quote

Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
A) Work
B) Unemployment

C) Working as an unemployed (on the corner begging for money, or giving lap dances for cash)

Quote

Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
A) Budweiser
B) Milwest Honey Amber Ale with Lemon

C) As fruit a drink as possible, including Arbor Mist, dacquaries, or pina coladas. (dunno how to do the funky tilde over the a in pina)

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
A) Go down to Puerto Rico
B) Have Puerto Rico go down on you

Well duh, the obvious answer is C) Both.
-SW

mason22 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 03, 2002, 02:00:00 PM »

i see no mention of wings....

you have a long way to go grasshoppa.

well toejam, long is short, i mean, you did mention porn. good man.

pooorn....goooood......