this is a copy of something funny from email sent to me, kind of remind me of what I titled this thread.
Seagoon being Seagoon and the drunk is the rest of O'Club.
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Subject: Fw: Baptizing a Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk when he comes
upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk
into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am. So the preacher grabs him and dunks
him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have
you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him in the water again for
a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks
again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?"
The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in
the water again
--- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he
begins kicking
his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the
drunk, "For the love
of God have you found Jesus?"
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
