Author Topic: quote for the day nominee (Read 1783 times)

USHilDvl · « **Reply #30 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:49:55 AM »

"The two most common elements in the Universe are Hydrogen...and Stupidity" - Unknown

uberhun · « **Reply #31 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:20:29 PM »

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
- unknown:lol

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan:aok

LYNX · « **Reply #32 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:06:16 PM »

Do not hold farts in because they creep up the spine to the brain. Thats why you get crappy ideas.

Lady (forget name) to Winston Churchill

"If you was my husband I would poison you"

Churchill in reply

"Madam, if I was your husband I would drink it"

38ruk · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2006, 08:43:00 PM »

"When I met Mary, I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I’d do anything to bone her.” Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber

Bear76 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 21, 2006, 08:48:49 PM »

"Hey babe, mind if I rest my **** on your chin for 15 minutes?"

ThunderEGG · « **Reply #35 on:** February 21, 2006, 11:54:23 PM »

"All dressed up and no place to go."-- an Atheist's epitath.

Krusty · « **Reply #36 on:** February 22, 2006, 12:14:05 AM »

I've always been of the opinion that....

"A good pun is its own reword."

note: bubblegum line from "They Live" -- bad movie but worth watching.

Saxman · « **Reply #37 on:** February 22, 2006, 12:45:18 AM »

Also borrowed for Bob and George.

Mustaine · « **Reply #38 on:** February 22, 2006, 09:16:05 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by Saxman
"Now call me a prude, but I don't think it's a good reflection on Navy policy to hand over a billion dollar piece of equipment to a man who has 'Welcome Aboard' tattooed on his noodle!"

BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! i just watched that last night !!!!

tapakeg · « **Reply #39 on:** February 22, 2006, 12:22:16 PM »

" Don't pet a burning dog"

"Don't fry bacon naked"

"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer"

"Come on Harry we're in a hole, we just have to dig our way out"

"Ahh beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems"

"Some day this war is going to end.........."

OOZ662 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 22, 2006, 01:02:56 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by EagleEyes
"Cant talk, gotta shoot"

Col. Bud Anderson
Over Germany in 1944

Finally, someone posts it!

Scatcat · « **Reply #41 on:** February 22, 2006, 08:03:42 PM »

"I have forty Jap planes surrounded and need help!” -Ensign Wilbur Spider Webb

kevor34 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 22, 2006, 08:26:15 PM »

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

OOZ662 · « **Reply #43 on:** February 22, 2006, 11:28:56 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Scatcat
"I have forty Jap planes surrounded and need help!” -Ensign Wilbur Spider Webb

"I have twelve Jap Zero's surrounded, I could use some help here!"

Krusty · « **Reply #44 on:** February 22, 2006, 11:29:13 PM »

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is."