I know this is old but it's fun
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Colt .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
Your gun is loaded and it is cocked. You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What would Hillary do?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send
to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to
come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click.
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tipped Hollow Points?"
