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Offline Seagoon

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« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2006, 03:46:03 PM »
Scherf,

That one wasn't covered in High School German, so I'm guessing at it's meaning: "Son of a Prostitute?"

But unfortunately, there are quite a few kids out there who are equally feral. I sat near two mommies today during a business lunch who were literally ignoring their kids as they screamed, ran about, and threw silverware and broke plates. All you have to do to produce one is essentially say, I'm going to feed and house my child but not attempt to influence his behavior in any way. I will instead let the pop-culture, the intardnet, video games, TV, movies, rap music and his peer group raise him.

Ah well.

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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2006, 04:29:34 PM »
Baroda, Defending Communism here on the boards:D

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« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2006, 04:49:35 PM »
Tom Cruise be damned...this kid needs some Ritalin.
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« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2006, 04:53:37 PM »
That's correct Seagoon.

Agreed re: the child-rearing stuff too - no Nintendo in our house, never no-how.

(Scherf shuffles away, mumbling "I am in charge ... I AM in charge!")
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« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2006, 05:14:24 PM »
This reminds me of an old story when I had one of my 1st jobs (in college) working in a game retail store. A dad came in to buy a "video game for his kid"... stating that he'd need help setting it up because he didn't know how to (This was back in the NES/Super NES times, all you had to do was to plug in the coax cable)

After stating that, my colleague looked at him intensly and asked

"Do you live nakid in the woods or something?"

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*I can still see the look on the guy's face!!!

*I have now been a business owner and I know not to act like this with customers.. but it was still very funny back then :D
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« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2006, 05:47:19 PM »
Wow.....him and the headshot guy need to meet some time....


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Offline RTSigma

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« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2006, 06:11:40 PM »
There is NO WAY that this is real. The kid is being taped, and is overtly mad/excited over a computer game not playing/playing and getting shot at.


I mean, SERIOUSLY! Who forgot to give him his riddalin pills?
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« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2006, 08:06:37 PM »
what
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lol its Denholm:noid
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« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2006, 08:25:13 PM »
4 years in Germany and I can find a train station, order a bier and get directions to the tolieten.   no clue what he's saying.
I know, my daughter is taking german, she knows more german than I do.  I gave it to her to listen to.   She doesn't know either, says he saying something about playing,...then adds he sounds dangerous, just like my wife when shes PMSing.  :lol

I would also say faked,  and why didnt he burst a vein or something, just listening to him gave me a headache

still funny :rofl
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Offline gnubee

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« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2006, 08:42:20 PM »
Two words of advise for all you people thinking of having a bundle of joy of your own...

use condoms.

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« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2006, 09:25:28 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2006, 09:30:34 PM »
Urchin, after finding the charges from napster, 3 years later. :O
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« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2006, 09:35:31 PM »
Why germans and ritalin don't mix?
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